So have you ever been with a group of people, or in my case coworkers, and you just come up with the weirdest things? Just little questions that make you think. I like to call mine "Workisms". We come up with things on a regular basis, and have in-depth conversations on them.
See if you can answer these:
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If you were an Animorph, what would your main animal morph be?
Mine would of course be a Hyena. Can't really think of any other animal I'd like to be.

Would you rather be a mermaid, or an alien? And by alien, I mean a human on a different planet of other lifeforms.
I honestly cannot answer this. Both have been childhood dreams of mine.

How would you describe a french fry?
... We had a hard time with this one. It resulted in us standing there staring vacantly at each other for a while. Don't think we ever came up with an answer, either..

Is Ursula (The Little Mermaid, Disney) a squid or an octopus?
Gata said she moves like an octopus, but I don't think she has the right amount of legs. Of course this is the internet, so I could easily look it up, but it's more fun to think about when you don't know for sure.
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How does it feel knowing your waitress doesn't give a shit about what you want. The answers to the universe are far superior.

Anyways, there was a little purple octopus in a little bucket in the walk-in a few days ago. Although it looked like it had way too many legs to be an octopus. Which stemmed the Ursula question. We all trooped in there to go look at it, and the cooks kept turning the lights off on us. We never did find out why it was there.
Also, my manager had a fish today. A full cooked fish. Head was there and everything. Pulled the bones out. It was kinda gross. But he's Greek, so I guess they eat things like that.

So that's that.